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The Mom Boss Back-to-School Edition



From wardrobe malfunctions to unexpected challenges, today we are serving your daily dose of laughs with epic "Mom Moments" that only happen during the Back-to-School madness. Don't beat yourself up, these tiny terrors are still loved even if you can't do math or forget to buy them bigger shoes.


  1. The Shoe Shuffle: When you realize your kiddo has outgrown their shoes over the summer and you're left with a mini Cinderella situation. Bandaids 'R Us and then Amazon ASAP. 👠🥿 #GrowingPains

  2. Mastering the Morning Maneuvers: Mornings during the back-to-school season often involve a mix of ninja-level stealth and superhero cape-wearing speed. From attempting to tame bedhead hair to wrangling reluctant kiddos into their school uniforms, parents showcase some serious acrobatics. Fill up your cup and get to work. ☕️👗 #MorningMayhem

  3. Unicorn Hair, Don't Care: Morning hairstyling turns into a magical quest for the perfect ponytail, complete with a hairbrush wand and mystical patience spells. Brush and Breathe! 🦄💇‍♀️ #HairWizardry

  4. Art Class, Oops!: That moment when your kid hands you an "abstract art" masterpiece that's supposed to be a self-portrait. Just smile and nod. The garbage will hug it later. 🎨🖼 #PicassoInTraining

  5. Lost in Translation: Trying to decipher the new math curriculum like it's a foreign language you never signed up for. Google, calculator, Google, calculator. 🧮🤯 #MathMysteries

  6. Fashion Statements: Embracing the unique fashion choices of your little fashionista, even if it means a tutu over pajamas and rain boots on a sunny day. Just say she got it from her father. ☔️👗 #FutureDesigner

  7. Carpool Karaoke Champ: Your carpool game is on point, belting out Disney hits while pretending you're headlining a sold-out concert only to bump the explicit version of your favorite hip hop song the minute you're back in the car. Karaoke Queens Unite! 🚗🎤 #MommaRockStar

  8. Exhibit A: Backpack Black Hole: Your child's backpack has evolved into a mystical vortex where everything goes in, but nothing ever comes out. Breathe in, breathe out, Buy more. 🎒🌀 #LostAndFoundRealm

  9. Snack Time Strategist: Mastering the art of snack prep and strategically sneaking in veggies like a culinary ninja. It's called "blending" ladies. 🥦🍎 #SnackHacks

  10. Parent-Teacher Tango: Navigating parent-teacher meetings with grace and confidence, even if you have no idea what "fractional quadratic equations" are. Fake it till you make it. 💃📚 #ConfidentlyClueless


Let's embrace the chaos, share our inappropriately funny stories and support survival of the 2023-2024 school year!

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